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| Saturday, March 24th, 2012 | | 12:55 pm |
| | Wednesday, November 16th, 2011 | | 3:11 pm |
world's most annoying product
http://www.pringles.com/products/multigrainFrom their site: Pringles Multigrain succeeds where many others fail, giving you a multigrain snack that tastes great. So, while the can says "multigrain", the three new delicious flavors will leave your taste buds saying "MMMMMM." You know who succeeded in making a multigrain snack that tastes great? THE INVENTORS OF FUCKING BREAD. BREAD. Oh and multi grain bread still makes you fat if you eat a lot of it, so how in the name of GOD are potato chips in a can going to do any good?!?!?!!?! These are "potato" chips (made out of a bunch of crap that SORT OF tastes like potato) in a CAN. Why the fuck would they be healthier just because the CAN says "multi-grain"? FUCKING CHRIST WHY DO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THIS EXSISTS??!! I'M LOSING IT! MAKE IT STOP! | | 12:42 pm |
Everything seems stupid
You ever have those days where everything seems stupid? Occupy wall street seems like a stupid waste of time, if you hate those big corporations so much, stop buying their products and go off the grid, otherwise what are they doing - trying to convince politicians to be more responsive to "the people"? Politicians all seem like used car salesmen who only give a shit about selling themselves, why do you think they will get any better? I see on the right of my page there is a campaign to stop "bullying." Yeah, that's going to work just as well, let's start some more causes that go against the sad facts of HUMAN NATURE. Once we get rid of self-serving politicians and bullying, I think we need to do something to stop people from being in bad moods. The internet is annoying - every website on the internet is just one asshole after another trying to show off. My god are blogs and tweets annoying, everyone is just on there bragging about some shitty short film they made or whining and moaning about how miserable they are. Even this blog is annoying. Pop music is cheesy and annoying, indie music is bland and annoying, movies are just the same shit over and over about superheroes and zombies, Sitcoms are the same dumb joke where someone says something then they do a jump cut to the opposite of whatever they said and reality shows are even worse with the talking heads and then the cutaways to the arguments about who said what. Magazines are full of shitty profiles on the same annoying people in the movies and TV shows. Fashion sucks, why do I have to wear different clothes every goddamn day, they all just end up on my floor. If we had jumpsuits I could just pull them out of a bin. I go to exercise at the gym and it's a bunch of gay dudes singing along loudly to house music or big fat chicks doing arm curls, why are you exercising your arms? You have a big fat stomach that is going to cause you to die in 10 years, who cares what your arms look like? I get on the train and 90% of the people on there are mumbling insanely to themselves or they smell too shitty to sit next to. Even food is annoying. I saw a product at the store called "whole grain pringles," for fuck's sake, if you want to eat "whole grain" because you read on yahoo news that it's healthy for some reason, why are you eating pringles? Just eat some goddamn vegetables. Stand up comedy is annoying, it's just one shitheel after another "bravely" admitting that they masturbate or don't get along with their mother. Marriage is annoying, most people are just doing it because they feel they have to for some reason and eventually you get divorced whenever those reasons change, being single is annoying - your choices are "dating" aka dealing with one disturbed neurotic after another or staying single and just circling down the drain of your own hobbies or whatever until you're too "stuck in your ways" to deal with another person anyway. Fucking Andy Rooney, man. That guy had it figured out. Everything is annoying.  | | Saturday, May 14th, 2011 | | 10:23 am |
Thought of a new internet prank
Does anyone want to join me in going to every single tumblr, blogspot, wordpress etc. where people are making fun of movies and reality shows and what not and go "not a fan of your snarky take on pop culture"? This has become 99% of the internet. I think it would be a funny prank, up there with my classic "find another boyfriend" bit. | | Sunday, May 1st, 2011 | | 4:06 pm |
Insecure/Confident; Humble/Arrogant
I was having a thought and maybe this is a good place for it. When it comes to how people see themselves in relation to other people they are either humble or arrogant, and when it comes to how people see others in relation to themselves, they are either insecure or confident. It's like an axis. Insecure - worried about what other people think of you Confident - not concerned what other people think of you Humble - realize that you're no better than anybody else Arrogant - think you're better than everybody else So everybody is at one place or another on these 2 continuums. You have: - Insecure/Humble - people that are shy and somewhat intimidated by others. These people are humble enough to learn and improve, but they'll be held back by insecurity. - Insecure/Arrogant - these people think they are better than everybody else, but they are also very concerned what other people think of them, and need approval. They spend lots of time thinking about people they hate and how everybody else sucks, and are always filled with resentment of others, because they think they deserve more. -Confident/Arrogant - these people tend to be sort of sociopathic. They only think about themselves and tend to live in a bubble. The kind of people that drive yellow sports cars and get cheesy tattoos and have no idea why anyone would think that was stupid. These people may get some success, but it will be limited by the fact that they are too arrogant to realize when they have done anything that doesn't work. -Confident/Humble - This is what to aim for. You are humble enough to know that there will always be things you can learn from other people, and confident enough not to be concerned all the time what others think. Some people are just this way naturally, but for others in can be a struggle, but overall I think if we all aim for this, we'll be happier. | | Sunday, February 20th, 2011 | | 5:48 pm |
Dream ruined
For years I've had this recurring dream, which I think is pretty common, where for some reason I didn't properly finish high school, and I have to go back and take trigonometry or something again. It's always a weird mix of frustration and excitement. I'm frustrated because I haven't studied and it's the middle of the year and I missed a bunch of classes and I'm afraid I'm gonna fail, and excitement because now I'm older and cooler and I'm gonna totally rule the high school and get lots of chicks. Well, I just had this dream the other night, and I still had to remember trigonometry, but upon entering the high school, all I could think about was how OLD I am. No one was going to think I was cool, I was just an old guy, all the "chicks" looked way too young, and everyone just looked at me like a parent or another teacher. It wasn't awesome to get to do high school again, it was humiliating to be there in my 30's. I guess my subconscious has finally grown up. Next stop - DEATH! | | Friday, January 28th, 2011 | | 10:44 am |
beer commercials=hate women
You guys probably haven't seen any of these commercials because they play during sports, which you hipsters never watch, or you all have had tivo for 10 years and fast forward through them, but there are a million beer commercials these days with the same stupid joke, where a guy is talking about how much he loves something, then his girlfriend or wife gets all googely eyed, then he's like 'FUCK YOU I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY MILLER BEER' or whatever. Or just generally something where a woman wants a man to do something, and he brings a beer and pretends to be doing whatever it is she wanted, then drinks the beer. These ads are kind of disturbing. Beer companies spend a lot of money on this shit, they wouldn't put these things out if their market research hadn't shown that men hate women. Basically the message is, WE ARE BUDWEISER, WE UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH YOU HATE WOMEN, DRINK OUR BEER. I remember back in the 80's, it was the opposite, when you opened up a cold beer, all of a sudden a bunch of women would show up! The men in those commercials were EXCITED that women were around. Now the men in beer commercials want nothing to do with women, they just want to be alone with their watery beer. What happened? Is everybody gay now? Are the guys that work on beer commercials the same guys that have to work on tampon commercials, and they are so sick of having female clients boss them around that they take out all their rage on the Miller Lite campaign? | | Monday, January 24th, 2011 | | 2:08 pm |
Comments Sections
I'm considering giving up reading "comments sections" (except on livejournal of course.) Nothing good has ever come from reading them. Who are the people that write on them? Have any of you actually gone on a comments section and written something? Why did you do it? Just seems like such a waste of human energy, and every time I read them, I first get annoyed, then I get depressed picturing the people's lives who utilize these boards. I think if I could go a whole year without ever clicking on "comments" on anything I read on the internet, I would be a happier, healthier person. | | Friday, January 21st, 2011 | | 11:53 am |
Homemade holistic cold remedy
I read somewhere that HIllary Clinton eats a serrano pepper every day, and because of this she's never gotten a cold. Then I was looking at a New York Magazine or something, and Yoko Ono said that when ever she gets home from a long trip, she drinks a glass of orange juice mixed with garlic and ginger, and that revives her. So this morning I put a cup of orange juice, 2 cloves of garlic, a chunk of ginger and a hot pepper in the blender, blended it up and drank it. It was super spicy, it made my eyes water and definitely cleared out the old sinuses. Then I drank two doses of dayquil. I'll let you guys know if this cures me. | | Thursday, January 20th, 2011 | | 4:24 pm |
Founded by perverts?
I was just thinking about this. The people that founded the US as we know it today were a bunch of wealthy Brits who came over here so they could "practice their religion." But it wasn't like they were Jews, or Muslims, or even Catholics. They were British Protestants that allegedly disagreed on some minutiae about the nature of the holy ghost or something. SURE THEY DID. Just like most creepy cults today, they probably wanted to have sex with underage girls, or some other activity that was frowned upon by everybody else. Look at the Mormons. Why did they go all the way out to Utah? Because they were chased out of Missouri for their polygamy. Why were they in Missouri? Because they were chased out of New York! Just like with slavery, there were groups that wanted to continue some sort of horrible abusive practice, and wanted to be "LEFT ALONE." But it's not like these "Pilgrims" were really having any kind of major problems at home, being confined to ghettos or anything like that. When you look at the ancestry of the Bushes or any other "old money" family that came over in the Mayflower times, there's always a duke or baron back in England. So basically, this country was founded by a bunch of L. Ron Hubbards who weren't happy just being rich and successful - they also wanted to be free to abuse people in one way or another, they said it was "their religion", then came up with a scheme to keep on doing it. These are the kinds of blogs I am going to be writing now! I will talk about my cold, then go off on political rants! Up next, I discuss some kind of food I cooked! | | Wednesday, January 19th, 2011 | | 1:36 pm |
New York City Cold
I don't think I got a single cold the entire 3+ years I lived in LA. The combination of the weather and the fact that you are not crammed on a subway with a million other germ carrying people caused my immune system to become weak. Yesterday I woke up with this shitty sore throat thing I used to get when I first moved here, where it's hard to swallow and you're tired and feel like shit. Hopefully this will toughen up my system. | | Saturday, January 15th, 2011 | | 10:31 pm |
Sitting around the house
I'm sitting around the house listening to music. I have so much music I've downloaded that I haven't even listened to, hours and hours of it. I feel like I have to "slog through" it all. I don't know why. Nothing ill will come from my failure to listen to the entire Jefferson Starship catalog. I hung out with my brother the last two nights, now he's moving to England. Thursday night, it was at a party with all his co-workers. I started talking to these two women, both of whom ended up having to go out to speak to their mothers, then came in and complained about how annoying it was that they had to talk to their moms every day. I suggested that they just NOT talk to the moms every day and they reacted like I had suggested taking a trip to Jupiter on a magic carpet! They were both grown women, I don't get it. Is this a common thing? I told them it wasn't "emotionally healthy" and that it was "time to cut the umbilical cord." Probably could have chosen my words better but maybe they needed to hear this, and who better to hear it from than some random dude they have absolutely no reason to trust? I had a terrible hangover all day friday, but I managed to make it out again to another party way out in queens. Everyone was playing "beer pong." I don't get drinking games. Just have a drink! Anyway, the hangover just got worse after that and didn't go away until noon today, I need to find some social activities to do that don't give me a hangover! | | Friday, January 7th, 2011 | | 10:08 am |
Did I miss livejournal week?
Sorry I missed livejournal week. I was on vacation in Hawaii for my friend's wedding! Can someone just go into my comments and tell me what I missed? Thanks! | | Sunday, November 28th, 2010 | | 5:44 pm |
Back in New York
Feel like I'm in a weird time warp. I'm basically exactly where I was personally when I moved here in 1998, except living by myself, and not with 3 roommates and 2 cats in a "3 Bedroom" (size of 1 bedroom) apartment. I have a short beard and couple more pounds. That's about it. Where did the last 12 years go? Still have all my hair, if I shave the beard I can just tell people I'm 21. New York Going Away Party (2007): Los Angeles Going Away Party (2010): | | Tuesday, June 8th, 2010 | | 11:59 am |
| | Monday, February 22nd, 2010 | | 8:49 am |
| | Thursday, November 5th, 2009 | | 5:01 pm |
News from other blogs
Got this message on facebook from someone I didn't remember who I apparently went to Junior High with for 1 year: "I was in your spanish class! Were you part of the crew who changed the clock in Ms. Page's class so we could stay longer? I was wondering if you know anyone else from our school too? I have found Kristina Young, Putri Izwah, Geetha, and had spoken to Hee-Sun Cho a few years back and she was in Virginia going to Law school. But that is all I know of right now.Did you know Andrew, Erin, Ted, or Martha? Do you know where any of them are now? Also I am a fan of Mafia wars and farmville...do you play? Do you want to join my mafia? Later! Cindy" I don't remember a single one of these other people either. Andrew, Erin, Ted, Martha? Putri Izwah? Geetha? There were a lot of Indian people in my school but those names aren't ringing a bell. Is this the kind of memory you have when you abstain from drinking and recreational drugs? I remember the clock thing, so I know this isn't a spam (except we changed it so we could leave EARLIER. Why would we want to stay longer?). | | Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 | | 7:32 am |
| | Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 | | 10:00 pm |
| | Monday, November 3rd, 2008 | | 11:02 pm |
read this blog
I had a few cocktails tonight and decided to read some old blogs! man, i made some great blogs... Look at this old blog, from a day when I made FOUR BLOGS IN ONE DAY. What the hell was wrong with me back then? I must have thought girls were reading my blog or something: http://mrkevincostner.livejournal.com/2002/12/11/ |
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